Vickypunzial

Once upon a time, in the land of Socilia, there was a fair maiden princess called Victoria of Casterly. But see, long ago, the evil warlock Peter III had captured her and entrapped her in a tower. A tall tower in a forbidden garden filled with poison ivy and other pest plants, which itself was surrounded by an even higher wall..

She, Victoria of Casterly, dreamed of her savoir. A good knight or a handsome (and cute) prince. Victoria didn’t have long hair, I’m afraid. Instead, she had very tall hair - which measured 1.5 feet (about 1 m)!

This angered the evil warlock Peter III, but he was resigned to the fact that he could do nothing about it. If he cut it, she could no longer rule {In Socialia, the queen could only cut her hair when she took the throne}, and then neither could he.

One day, as she sang her favorite song (a melodic mix of N’Sync and BackStreet Boys) a young prince named James IX should hear it and climb over the wall.

But the evil Peter 3 saw it and fought the good Prince James IX. As Peter and James fought, they moved closer to the tower. As Peter prepared to kill James - he was going to - she noticed that they were very close to the tower’s window.

So she jumped. She missed, landing on the ground. She may have missed hitting Peter, but her hair didn’t. The mass of her hair (all 25 pounds) squished him.

She left the evil garden, and she lived happily ever after and taught her daughters the art of the Hair-Doo. O’h and she reigned for 72 years.

And that is why you never mess with girls who have long hair. They will squish you.

The end.

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