Peter's Alphabet

A is for Adam, the worst singer I have the misfortune to know

B is for Buttermilk, my favorite type of pancakes

C is for Cream, good wether liquid or as an ice.

D is for Diets, something that I do not want to ever do.

E is for ENOUGH!, which I say to salad.

F is for Fireplaces, which I like to sit around at night.

G is for Goodnight, something that is fun to say

H is for Hello, something i have to say way too often I’m afraid.

I is for I, the most perfectly proportioned person I am aware of.

J is for Jennifer, a person kind to everyone, including, for some reason, me.

K is for Kate, a woman always trying to get me to exercise more

L is for Languages, of which I know three.

M is for Music, not what Adam makes

N is for well, I can’t actually think of anything starting with a N.

O is for Open Sesame Snaps, which I open quite a few times a day.

P is for Popcorn, which is better with lots of butter and salt.

Q is for Queen, the. The woman who my loyalty is for.

R is for Rylee, a womanizing fool.

S is for Sophie, Vicky’s best friend and someone who ignores Rylee, a fact most amusing.

T is for Ted, a friend-enemy and someone who agrees on my opinion of Adam.

U is Umbrellas, of which I need 2 when it rains

V is for Vicky, someone sickeningly sweet.

W is for Water, of which you have to drink 8 glasses a day.

X is for Xylophone, an instrument no one can ever play.

Y is for YES!! Please go away.

Z is for ZZZZs, which are so sweet, and which you should do for at least 8 hours a night.