Joke Book: Why was the little sarcophagi sad? & other jokes
- vickytales
- Jul 24, 2015
- 2 min read
Today, on JokeBook, we asked the cast of VickyTales what they thought the answer to some really bad jokes. Here are their responses to three jokes, plus a quasi-question & a serious question.
JOKE 1: What did the bad message writer write on the candy heart?
Vicky: <3 U ⊘
Sophie: XOXOXXX
Jennifer: <3 U. LOL.
Ted: [left blank. Ted refused to answer]
Peter: LOVE HER.
Adam: Why would they even hire him then?
JOKE 2: Why was the little sarcophagi sad?
Vicky: It had lost it’s mommy
Sophie: Can I have some more information please?
Jennifer: It was missing it’s mummy
Ted: He wanted to go to the afterlife.
Peter: It had been abandoned.
Adam: Someone had taken away their soother.
JOKE 3: Why did the Caveman ride on the dinasour?
Vicky: He was going on a road trip?
Sophie: Wait, there were caveman in the time of dinosaurs?
Jennifer: He was getting his work done. I saw it on the Flintstones
Ted: He wanted to squish someone!
Peter: He wanted to get away from Cave Adam’s singing
Adam: He was going to my great-great-great (and then a few)’s concert, Adam and the Cave Stones.
Question: What's the most annoying thing when talking on the telephone?
Vicky: Telemarketers
Sophie: Listening to elevator music while waiting for customer service.
Jennifer: “Press 1 to change settings. Press 2 to contact a customer service representative….”
Ted: Telemarketers. I WANT TO DESTROY THEM WITH FLAMES!!!
Peter: Stupid tech support from where ever it is. India, I think? Or maybe China?
Adam: Call display. How can I annoy Peter without it?
Nick: Sophie not picking up the telephone
Serious Question: What's your favourite ice cream flavour?
Vicky: Strawberry
Sophie: Vanilla
Jennifer: Cookie Dough
Ted: Death by Chocolate
Peter: Anything except diet ice cream.
Adam: None, thanks. I’ll take a sorbet instead.
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