Vicky Meets Donald Slump (pt 1)

It was a beautiful morning. Birds were chirping, people a singing and everyone was happy. That is, it was until the noise started. The noise was horrendus. It was the sound of nature crying out and a machine ripping out ground.

Puzzled, because this wasn't a noise one heard every day, Vicky went over to the sound of the noise. The source of the noise, as it turned out, was two men and a jackhammer. The first man, just a normal dude, was working on the jackhammer. The other guy was ordering the first man around.

Guy 2 was chubby and was wearing a $10,000 suit, complete with cufflinks. He seemed to be having a really bad hair day - no wait, that was a really awful toupee. He was grumpy looking and kept shouting at the guy. "Hurry up! How am I supposed to build my luxury hotel and golfcourse if you go at the rate of a immigrant TURTLE?!" He checked his watch and kept on shouting. "If you don't hurry up, then YOU'RE FIRED!" He grumbled and then looked at his watch again, impatiently tapping his foot.

Vicky raised her eyebrows and frowned. Who was this loud, obnoxious stranger? What was he doing? Going up to the man, she asked him these questions point blank, in pretty much the way that it was shown above. The man looked puzzled for a second and then looked back at her.

"I'm Donald Slump!" he roared. "Bilionaire developer and TV star."

Vicky gave a half smile. "You realize Socilia doesn't have TV, right?" The man frowned and roared in frustration.

"I KNOW! You don't have a decent hotel either. It's all these cute little bed and breakfasts or -" he shivered, " - or these sleeping in a tent whereever. That's not right. That's why I'm here!"

"Why?" Vicky asked, growing tired as the man continued to wave his arms energetically and the guy on the jackhammer continued pounding away.

"I'm here to make Socilia great NOW!" he yelled. Joy, Vicky thought. That's just what we need. A loud mouthed clown in Socilia. If Ted wasn't enough. Sheesh. Mr. Slump paused for a moment, as if thinking, and then finished his speech. "Now go away little annoying girl. And here's my business card if you want to contact me."

Taking it, she pocketed the card and walked away. This guy would be trouble, she decided. She needed to call a meeting of the V6 to solve the problems this guy was sure to cause.

To be continued...

Note: The characters here are in no way meant to resemble any person, be they living, dead or fictional. Any similarities are 100% coincidential and should be treated as such. No harm meant to anyone, as as already mentioned, all characters are 100% figments of VickyTale's collective imaginations. Thank you.

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