Trouble With Evil Geniuses

igh on Mount Evil, the horribly wicked monster demon Ted awoke after a 5,000 year sleep. He had his plan. Kidnap Princess Sophie & Princess Vicky, twin daughters of the King of the Known World, and use their life force to make him immortal once again. The trouble with immortality that they never told you? It wore off after 15,000 years.

And, as the Lord of Evil, the dark one himself, one who Satan himself bowed down to, he felt it was going to be pretty easy. 2 helpless little girls vs him, the most powerful demon anyone had ever had the misfortune to meet? Hah.

So that night, he harnessed his dragon and went off to the castle. He snuck in the window, and crept to the room where the sleeping princesses lay, asleep in bed, beacons of beauty.

He snuck up to one of the girls and started lifting her into his big bag. But Vicky’s foot caught him in the eye, he yelled in pain and within seconds, both girls were up and awake.

They looked at each other, high fived, and yelled “GIRL POWER!” A bright explosion of colour, light and sparkles, Ted’s least favorite things, came in a huge hurrah as trumpet music played.

A silky mist picked them up, a good fairy named Rawda appeared, waved her wand, changing their outfits from pajamas to beautiful purple and pink gossamer and silk gowns with the letters S&V emblazoned on them. They attacked Ted as a team.

He deflected their first attack and moved away, charging his Staff to destroy them. But they came from behind, using Vicky’s Mirror Power, multiplying herself and Sophie, and Sophie’s Sparkle Power, temporarily blinding Ted.

For all his power, though, Ted could not withstand them. After ten minutes of the assault, he conjured up a white flag and waved it in the air. They weren’t done yet, though!

They tied him to a barber chair and began re-making Ted. It took only a little while, and with some help from good fairy Rawda, made him beautiful. The darkness that once consumed his face was now light as day, revealing his face, which they had added to, blushed up, enhanced, and beautified.

His raggedy, dark, damp & dingy cape and robe was replaced by a Ralph Lauren Signature Scent, a golden T-Shirt exclaiming “HOTTIE” and a pair of tight and long designer jeans.

His curly hair and beard were quickly trimmed, his mustache and chin hair totally removed. His blond hair quickly improved from his dreadlocks to a high & tight with little hair on the sides and a pompadour style-gelled up-trendy and stylish haircut.

He moaned with unhappiness. He was so unhappy, but Vicky, Sophie & Rawda (the Power Trio) were not done. Rawda cast an EverSmile spell on him, making him always think positive and happy, and Vicky put a talisman of helping on him, making him devote his life to community, others & society. Finally, Sophie placed a pair of shoes on his feet that would cause him to unable to feel sorry for himself and which drained his powers.

And for the rest of his long, immortal, 3,000 year life, he was a unhappily happy man with no powers (but who wasn’t sad about it) and who helped community.

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