Nick Oranju & The Wolf: A Cautionary Tale

Obviously, you can see that today's post is different: it's not VickyTales, it's RYLEETALES by VickyTales, the place where we share cautionary tales for people who need it. Like Rylee, which is why it's called NickTales and not BobTales or VickyTales Cautionary. Anyways, today's story is Nick Oranju & The Wolf.

One day, Nick Oranju was setting out for his home when suddenly, out of the blue came a big bad wolf. "Who are you?" asked Nick.

"I am the big bad wolf, and I am here to huff and puff and blow the three little piggie's houses down!" declared the wolf. Nick smiled, and shook hands with the wolf.

"Glad to meet you. I hate those 3 piggies. Let me show you where they live..." So hand in hand like an old married couple, they went off and through the forest to the community called PigVille where the three little pigs had set up shop (Three Little Pigs Construction: Purveyers of Straw, Wood & Brick) and home.

Nick pointed out the houses of the three little pigs to the wolf, who thanked him for his kind help in pointing out the houses of his next three little victims. But unknown to both, the oldest pig, Hammy, had seen this happen. That rotten little boy thought Hammy. He will get us killed.

He hurried home, calling his brothers, Bacon, and his other, Sausage. They barricaded themselves into the brick home where they stayed. The wolf couldn't blow down the house (although he huffed, puffed and ryleed). So he was thinking of his next plan, when suddenly, he came across the chimney.

Hey, hey! he thought. I can get in through the chimney. So he got up on the roof and started sliding down. But the three little piggies with nice names had seen this, and had put a pot of water in the fireplace, which was now happily burning. The wolf slid right in, but instead of dying (as then how would this be a cautionary tale?), he was only badly burned (second degree, one first degree and his tail third) and out he jumped, ignoring the pigs.

He had only one thing on his mind: revenge. So he raced through the woods, and to the house where he had seen Nick earlier. "Oh oh!" Nick thought as he saw the wolf come towards him, so he hid in his house. Unfortunatly, as he had bought it from 3 Piggies Construction Co, it had a built in back door he didn't know about.

But the piggies did. Seeing everything from the included 3PiggiesEyes Camera they had put in the roof when building it, they watched. When the wolf was close, they had a secret back door (3PiggiesEscapeDoor) open and the wolf, seeing this, went right in.

And all that is left of Nick today is just a single shred of red cloth and a small pile of teeth. The rest is all gone.

So, remember kids, Mind your own business and, secondly, Don't upset people who built your home!

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