Vicky & the 7 Dwarves
- vickytales
- Jan 2, 2015
- 2 min read
ing Peter III looked at his magic music box. “Musicbox, musicbox in my hand, who has the most amazing hair in all of the land?” he asked, patting his nearly bald head. The musicbox chortled.
“Not you”. As King Peter rolled his eyes, the box continued. “That would be the one with skin as pale as as a peach, the one with the beautifully long, golden locks. That would be Princess Vicky, heir to the throne.”
Now Peter did not like this one bit. So he hired an assassin named Joffrey to kill her. But out in the woods. He hated the sight of blood. But when Joffrey saw the radiantly gorgeous Vicky, and her stunning locks of hair, he told her to run. “Run! Run far away!”
So she did. After running for many hours and exhausting herself, she found a cute little cottage in the woods. Being the breaking-and-entering Princess she was, she went right in the house and looked at the beds. The beds were of the 7 Dwarfs we hinted about in the title. The beds all had names carved on them: Nick, Jenn, Rawda, Kate, "Dr" Sophie, Lori and Ted. “Dwarfs!” she exclaimed. “So cute!” she shrieked with joy. “I LOVE DWARFS!”
Calling all the animals with her sing-song voice, they cleaned the house. Then Vicky and all the animals went to bed, but in different places of course. Vicky fell asleep in the beds of Josh, Rawda and Kate.
When the dwarfs came back from working at Adam Inc Mining Corp Woodland Mines (ltd), they found the house clean and stew boiling in the pot. They first thought a monster - but only till they found Vicky, now of the dwarfs. They had a good supper and the next day they went out to work.
But Peter III had discovered the plot by making Joffrey listen to one of his current event lectures. So he hatched a plan. An evil plan, of course. So he transformed himself into a kindly old man and made a Poison-Apple™ [no relation to Apple].
Off he went to the woods and to the home of the dwarfs. He offered Vicky the apple, which she happily accepted - obviously never having been taught not to accept gifts from strangers - and took a bite out of it.
And she fell. And fell, and fell again. But luckily, but as she fell, her large amount of gorgeous hair crushed him - yay - but she was still dead.
The animals, who were really sad, and they went and got the dwarfs, but no one, not even their favorite drug, “CureX All” by Adam Inc. Pharmaceuticals.
So they put her in a jeweled encrusted gold coffin - boy they like looking at dead people - in her prettiest dress and cried.
Five years later, a prince named John came and kissed her, and she smacked his cheek. “You don’t kiss a girl without her permission. Not even to save them.” She smiled. “Besides, I wanted Prince Richard.” But they lived happily ever after all the same.
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