Vicky's Alphabet: The ABCs of Ted
- vickytales
- Feb 21, 2015
- 2 min read
This time on Vicky's Alphabeth, we have Ted go through the ABCs, which something that each letter stands for. (We're still not sure why)
A is for Adam, the most annoying singer that I know
B is for Borox, for making fake diamonds to sell at retail price
C is for Crazy, that's how you describe the V3
D is for Dasterly, that's what I am
e is for Enough, already! I already hate you for making me do this!
F is for Fakes, the stuff my company, Ted Inc makes.
G is for Gripe-O-Matic, a machine to make people do what ever I please
H is for Horendous, that's what they called me (they were soo right)
I is for Icicle, coming soon to your back
J is for Jennifer, sickenly cute and so fr***ing sweet
K is for Kate, a curling obsessed redhead with no sense
L is for Laura, a girl who betrayed me once. She lives in the woods in a house, but where?
M is for Money, my very favourite thing in the whole world
N is for Nanna, the only one who keeps me in check
O is for Open wide, you're about to get screwed!
P is for Peter, my second best friend
Q is for Queen, which is who my dear Lori is soon to be
R is for Rawda, a good fairy godmother who gives wishes to everyone but one. (Me)
S is for Sophie, crazy foriegner, and part of the evil V3
T is for Ted, that's me! Also, T is for TED, my best friend
U is for Uganda, a country I will one day rule
v is for Vicky, cursed woman with frilly hair and the leader of the V3 and one that I hate.
W is for What? Why didn't they elect me KING?
Y is for YEESSS!!! They fell for my trap, the fools
Z is for ZZZZZZZ, I'm done now get out of my hair
1 is for 1 SECOND HERE, I'M NOT DOING THIS. GOODBYE, YOU FOOLS!
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