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JOKE 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Vicky: To get to the other side

Sophie: Because, um, can I have another question?

Jennifer: To get to the local PETA headquarters

Ted: To get away from the drummer who was missing his drumstick

Peter: To get away from Adam's singing

Adam: To get toward's Adam's singing

Joke 2: Why was the baby mummy crying?

Vicky: Because he wanted his mummy!

Sophie: He was scared of the light

Jennifer: He wanted his mummy and his daddy

Ted: He saw me.

Peter: There was a graverobber outside

Adam: He wanted his stuffed beetle

Joke 3: What is count dracula's favourite game?

Vicky: Bats Ball

Sophie: CountOpoly

Jennifer: Baseball, because of all the BATS!

Ted: The Game of Death

Peter: Stakes & Ladders

Adam: Don't Wake Up Van Helsing

Riddle: What can you never eat for breakfast?

Vicky: Err, how about leftovers. Yuck.

Sophie: Soda pop and icecream

Jennifer: Lunch? Is it lunch? Is it!!!??

Ted: Healthy stuff

Peter: Dinner

Adam: brunch?

Serious question: What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Vicky: The Egg, because otherwise, how could a chick be born?

Sophie: A chicken. Otherwise, how could the egg be laid?

Jennifer: The chicken. The chicken comes from a chick, which comes from an egg - oh wait.

Ted: Neither. I created them both at the same time out of my anger at roosters

Peter: The rooster. No rooster, no fertilized egg, and no chicken

Adam: The egg. No egg, no chicken; no chicken, no egg. Or something like that.

BONUS QUESTION: What is your favorite holiday?

Vicky: Easter. So bright, so cheerful, so colourful

Sophie: Christmas, because then I can go home to my family for the holidays

Jennifer: Valentines Day. I'm such a romantic at heart

Ted: Alls Hallow Eve. It's the scariest day of the year (like I'm the scariest person of every year!!)

Peter: Last day of school. No more Adam for three months.

Adam: First day of school. I love school...

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